What’s the difference between
Turds Are Us
and
other Turd stores?
While other
Turd stores may have
Elephant
Cassowary
or
Earthworm
Turds
Turds Are Us
has
Meconium
or
Melena
Turds Are Us
has
Turds with
Haematochezia
or
Beeturia
Turds Are Us
has
Turds from
Frugivores
and
Detritivores
Turds Are Us
has
Turds that are
Solid
Runny
Impacted
or
Dry
Turds Are Us
has
Turds with Pinworms
Turds Are Us
has
Turds with Habronema
Turds Are Us
has
the right
Turd for Kumalak
Turds Are Us
has
Turds from the kopi luwak process
Turds Are Us
has
Turds gathered by Dalits
Turds Are Us
has
Scat
Spraint
Fewmets
Droppings
Guano
Pellets
Frass
Dung
and
Manure
Turds Are Us
has
Cambridgeshire
Ely
Buckinghamshire
and
Woburn
Coprolites
Turds Are Us
even
has
Lloyds Bank coprolites
!!!!!!!!!
Turds Are Us
has
Mummy turd
Elvis turd
and
Vulcan turd
Turds Are Us
has
Fecaliths
Bromalites
Gastroliths
Enteroliths
Regurgaliths
Calculi
Turds Are Us
has
Album græcum
Turds Are Us
has
Xerocole Turds
Turds Are Us
has
Black Turds
Red Turds
Brown Turds
Yellow Turds
Blue Turds
Silver Turds
Green Turds
Turds Are Us
has
Turds that come in
separate hard lumps
that look like nuts
and were hard to pass
Turds Are Us
has
Turds that are
sausage-shaped and lumpy
Turds Are Us
has
Turds that are
like a sausage but
have cracks on the surface
Turds Are Us
has
Turds that are shaped
like a sausage or snake
and are smooth and soft
Turds Are Us
has
Turds that are
soft blobs with
clear-cut edges
Turds Are Us
has
Turds that are like
fluffy pieces with ragged edges
and are mushy
Turds Are Us
has
Turds that have
as much or as little
Calprotectin
or
Lactoferrin
as you like
We even have just plain old Shit
!!!!!!!!!
Turds Are Us
even has gifts for your
Kawaya kami
Cheukgansin
Ucchuṣma
Cloacina
Crepitus
or to pacify
Šulak
Turds Are Us
has it all
!!!!!!
Come to
Turds Are Us
NOW!!!
(We regret that Turds Are Us temporarily does not have a Department of Eschatology)
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