FIRE BRIGADE BAND CRUCIAL IN RESCUE (PrT) Abegweit Passage, PE
According to reports from the operator, Strait Crossing Bridge Limited (SCBL), a serious traffic accident occurred at the mid-point of the Confederation Bridge. The bridge, which has been in operation since 1997, is the 12.8 km long permanent all weather link between the island province and the rest of Canada over the Abegweit Passage between Borden-Carleton, Prince Edward Island and Cape Jourimain, New Brunswick.
At approximately 13:13 local time the trailer being towed behind the tour bus belonging to the Touak Fiord Barbershop Quartet and Singing Pizza Delivery Service, who were on their way to the Prince Edward Island Barbershop Quartet and Singing Food Delivery Service Invitational, blew both its left had side tires simultaneously. This caused the trailer, loaded with the Touak Fiord Barbershop Quartet’s pizza making supplies, to collide with a tractor-trailer load of prime PEI frozen fish and chips in the west-bound lane, spilling the contents of both trailers onto the bridge. Immediately after this collision occurred, a bus load of Japanese Anne of Green Gables impersonators, who were en route to the island for the Annual Anne of Green Gables Impersonator Gala, ran into the mess on the Island-bound lane of the bridge, while in the west-bound lane, a bus load of touring adult film actors became trapped in the morass caused by the spilled food (Prince Edward Island is the North American pornographic film making capital ever since the War of Johnson’s Penis).
With good great fortune, the Venn Saskatchewan Fire Brigade and Marching Band, who were on their way to the Prince Edward Island Fire Brigade Marching Band Invitational managed to stop in time in the Island-bound lane, before they became caught in the comestible congestion causing the current Confederation crossing chaos. With all emergency units stationed on either side of the bridge being cut off by the enormous traffic jam in both lanes, the Venn Saskatchewan Fire Brigade and Marching Band were instrumental in saving the day.